Friday, April 29, 2005

Boomerang

Well, I'm going back. BUT NOT TO AUDIT!!!!!! Never again to audit...but...never say never....see how my life plans have clearly drastically changed in, oh, say, the last 15 years??!!!

At 23, I was supposed to be engaged.
25, married.
27, babies...

I'm already behind.

And where did my career figure into all this?

I think I was supposed to be a cashier or bank teller making $50/hr.

Oh, the dreams of an 8-year-old....

NOW....

I'm at The Firm again. Doing HR, which I said I'd never do. But hey, at least it's NOT AUDIT!

(News reporter voice:)

"Will Ro still be Woe? Will she change jobs again in less than a year? How long will it take for her to HML all over again???"

BPL...I need your help...need to come up with a whole new HML-o-meter scale!

(PS - I just re-read the post and it sounds extremely negative. But I'm actually not - I'm still really excited about the change! Current HML-o-meter reading - 0.)

Monday, April 25, 2005

Reality Check

Guess what I just read in the Metro today.

"In 2002...the top 10% of [tax return] filers had income of more than $64,500, the lowest 50% of filers had income equal to or less than $23,000, and the remaining 40% had income levels between $23,000 and $64,500."

So that's:

10% of population - $64,500 +
40% of population - $23,000 - $64,500
50% of population - <$23,000

Granted, there's been some inflation since 2002 - but given the most recent CA salary survey, the average salary for a brand new qualified CA is $65,000. So that means that as soon as you've got your CA hours, you're in the top 10% of the Canadian population income bracket - at least, for those who file tax returns. In fact, probably there are even more people in the <$23,000 category who DON'T file tax returns because they don't think it's worth filing, they don't make enough money, don't know how to do it - etc. So it might be more like the top 7 or 8% of the Canadian population.

How crazy is that??????

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

HML-O-METER

This is the OFFICIAL meter reading for Woe only - it is OFFICIALLY UNSANCTIONED by the HML governing council, as per Bullpen L.

0 - I'm in paradise. Life will never feel this good again.
1 - Then I am forced to wake up and get out of bed in the morning.
2 - Now I'm at work.
3 - Rejected by candidate on cold call.
4 - Rejected by client on marketing call.
5 - Actually speak to someone! It's a client! Client rejects my candidates.
6 - Client tells me that I'm an idiot for sending the candidate, they're firing me.
7 - Actually speak to a candidate! Candidate rejects my client.
8 - Candidate tells me they hate me, don't ever call them again.
9 - Client accepts my candidate, refuses to pay me.
10 - I kill myself and enter the gates of hell.

I see that this is just a work thing. There need to be various other readings, such as:

8 - Accidentally saved an auto-recovered document over the document I really needed. Now have to look like an idiot to tech support to get the older document back.

9 - Cell phone provider screws me repeatedly by rejecting my polite requests for decent customer service & a free phone. I waste hours and hours of my time. At my current hourly salary, that would be worth....$0.

Of course, the level of these events will automatically increase depending on the number of HML events that have already occurred during the day. An event normally at level 1 would be escalated to level 8 if it was 5 pm and multiple level 1 events have already occured.

There, BPL - just for you!!! UNSANCTIONED!!!