...by a scary Polish (Russian) dude on my answering machine. The scariest thing is he addressed the message to my mom...i.e. using my mom's name...which as far as I know is not listed for this number, so how'd he get it??!!
Message as follows (must be read with thick Polish/Russian accent):
"Hello? Uh...Janusz here...how are you? Uh...do you need da moving or de delivery? We have ah da nice big truck, and strong men, for uh, if you have uh de factory, office, house, or uh aquarium, de one wit de fish, if not it's not a problem. Uh, we work in time, uh, and ahm, very low price. Ahh, please to make de call, and ask for me, ees Jaaanusz, ees 416-###-####. Oii-kay, eh, bye bye."
It loses something in the translation - but suffice to say, the verbal version is HILARIOUS....I swear it's like a practical joke or something you hear on America's Funniest Answering Machine Messages or something!
On a totally separate note - I can't believe Kris & Jon lost the amazing race!
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